Michael. Newcastle. 17. Ice Hockey. Motorsport. Punk. Alternative. Meeting new people.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
(via ebullientspirit)
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
(via guavacados)
on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this
I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL
SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES
TELL ME STUDENTS
WHEN DID YOU LAST
LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE
I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS
TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER
IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER
ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE
A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL
TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO
AND WHERE TO GO
AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY
A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL
I have to reblog this again just for the comments
ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN
(via guavacados)
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
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-STARKING-
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
holy shiiiiiiiiit
WANT!!
(via staycalmandreblog)
maybe if i crawl under a rock and stay there for a hundred years everything will go away
This gif works for everything
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
(via rockyraccooooon)
Haha, man this is a hilarious change in the two copies
(via filthy-muggle-whore)
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
have fun with us yahoo…
(via sex-drugs-and-mosh)
